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« on: December 13, 2007, 10:16:12 AM »
 

For his birthday, little Ben asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000  & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Ben heading out the front door with a
suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Ben told him;
"I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom
you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was
coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a
$280,000  mortgage & no bike.

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 10:21:20 AM »
Hilarious, OMFG...  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 11:15:22 AM »
*snicker*....*chortle*.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Good one.
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 12:11:29 PM »
I made a joke up and it's 1,000 times better  Roll Eyes If yall wanna hear it ill tell ya :3
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 12:30:41 PM »
Fine, but it had better be good.  Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2007, 02:18:30 PM »
How do you get chocolate rain??




















































































THROW A WELFARE CHECK OFF THE TOP OF A BUILDING!
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Quote from: ATLAS2696 on May 14, 2008, 08:00:44 PM
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2007, 06:24:32 PM »
lol thats horrible  Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2007, 12:15:39 AM »
I admit it, I laughed.   Lips sealed
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2007, 09:19:19 AM »
Not so much a joke, but an old pickup line:


The word of the day is "Legs"

So, let's go home and... spread the word  Roll Eyes
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