Author Topic: Silly I know  (Read 196 times)

Offline ~SJ~ Blhurr

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Silly I know
« on: March 08, 2010, 10:10:51 PM »
but I just had this day dream at work about taking the 2 machine gun/gauss/ppc scat and mowing down thousands of waves of orcs and goblins from the Lord of the Rings.  Any chance we could see something like this soon?   ;D

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Re: Silly I know
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 11:28:14 PM »
I doubt it, but here is a Orc-cookie for the thought!


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Re: Silly I know
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 04:28:45 AM »
Dude, that would be awesome.
I would give a lot of Orc-cookies to play this!

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Re: Silly I know
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 04:44:43 AM »
Oh gawd just what we need. LotR mixed with Mechwarrior.

I'd play it...

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Re: Silly I know
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 11:58:28 AM »
Replace them with furries. SCORCH THEM FURRIES! BWAHAHAH!



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Re: Silly I know
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 07:33:31 AM »
Theirs also this one


I can see it now Aragon and company watch as the hoard of some 10,000 Uruk-hai march into the canyon at Helms Deep and as the Uruk-hai stop to do their taunt a single FS9-H Firestarter jumps over the wall and lands in front of the Uruk-hai and opens up with it's trio of Flammers (well the fourth is facing to the rear...) and paired machineguns.

That's upwards of 96 "orcs" per turn, times two because their in the open for a whopping 192 every 10 seconds, I wonder if we could class the orcs with "no armor" for a further 2x multiplier for 384 per turn... :D.

Well the Firestarter could kill them all in less than 10 minutes.  :)

And considering that it can move at 97kph it should reach Minas Tirith in no time flat, put a woman in the cockpit and what Nazgūl...  ;D
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Though I have wondered what if a company (80 suits + tech support) of FWL Phalanx Battle armor defended Minas Tirith in place of the Gondor troops.

80x Automatic Gauss rifles and 640 missiles any one? And that Battle claw will make mincemeat out of any Orc. Not to mention that it can move at up words of 22kph and is immune to just about any thing they can throw at it...  :)

Oh another thing the Phalanx has an armored glove so it can use regular infantry weapons as well as the hulking Gauss rifle it has, I'm thinking of a vibrosword, so it can cut Orcs in half with one hand and turn them into a pulp in the other...  ;D